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Jil Johnson escaped from a prison ship bound for a penal colony in the greater Magellanic Cloud. Her crimes were rumored to be primarily political, although she herself has hinted at unnatural relations with sentient dentrifice appliances. Nothing of course can be confirmed as any alleged transgressions happened long ago and very, very far away. Here on Earth, in Traverse City specifically, she lives a quiet nondescript life, content to stay under the radar by striding defiantly through town with her 400 lb pig friend, Violet. She lives with her suave baby daddy Ron and their dapper son, Gus, the apple of her eye. Jil hardly ever visits her friends, and in fact may not even show up to this art show. She loathes all forms of art, but especially the kind that she makes. Regardless, her fierce talent cannot be denied, and she is compelled to incessantly create works of nightmarish brilliance. She has often woken up in her studio to find a completed kooky masterpiece, as if elves had come in the night.